House of Schlock: Summer Scary Movie Screenings with Dr. M. A. Dewey

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Joshua Smith

Joshua Smith is an adult programming associate at the New Orleans Public Library

Descended from the first librarian appointed in Alexandria by the Ptolemaic kings, Dr. M. A. Dewey has spent his life hidden away in a dark attic of a library near the French Quarter, toiling in secrecy to unravel the mystic secrets of library science and searching tirelessly for the one true classification system lost to the dark ages by those idiots in the library science community. His madness, driven by the increasing brain-boiling heat of a New Orleans summer, is reaching its breaking point.

Unable to contain himself and focus on his research, his brilliant but broken mind can only be quieted with a steady stream of terrible movies!

The mad library-scientist cordially invites you to get your kicks at the House of Schlock. Dr. Dewey is venturing into the community this summer to bring you a series of classic B-movies at various Library locations around the city. He’ll be screening three horror/comedy classics produced by Roger Corman and close out the summer with the ultimate drive-in classic, “House on Haunted Hill.”

Dr. Dewey’s House of Schlock is a continuation of the horror host genre pioneered by Vampira in the early 1950s and expanded by many hosts around the country like New Orleans’ own Morgus the Magnificent.

The golden age of Hollywood during the early part of the mid-20th century was defined by cinema classics starring the likes of Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. Those films certainly drew people to theaters, but the concession stand was where the money was, and you had to keep people in those seats to maximize profits; giving us the double feature. The second film on the marquee was lower budget, forgoing the popular stars and well-crafted costumes for excitement and sensationalism. This is where we started to see an increase in genre films leading to the golden age of creature features and other low brow entertainment that brought us from the mid-century to the eve of the new millennium.

Starting in the 1950s, television stations couldn’t resist licensing large volumes of these low budget films to fill their airtime. To add value and increase viewership, these stations started packaging these films with a host segment framing the beginning and end of the films as well as the commercial. By building cheap sets and costumes they could enlist production assistants, weathermen, disc jockeys and even some actual actors to make the cheap films seem more exciting and valuable.

Corny jokes and movie trivia began to fill hastily built sets, delivered by the vampires, mad scientists, and other odd studio denizens tasked by their tv stations to bring a little excitement to these bargain basement features. Viewers tuning in late in the night found not only a film to excite the senses but also a friend, however odd, to guide them through the horrors that awaited them. A bad joke, a mishap in the laboratory, or just some trivia to lighten the mood and transition the viewer from the film, to a commercial, and back again; lessening both the horror on screen and the jarring juxtaposition of monsters and toothpaste commercials.

Dr. Dewey’s Reading List 

Dr. Dewey has spent his days dreaming about hosting B-movies while spending countless years toiling away to unlock the esoteric secrets of library science.  He’s currently working on harnessing the power of the sun to pop some corn.

Will you be brave enough to venture into the House of Schlock?

The House of Schlock series is sponsored by the Friends of the New Orleans Public Library.

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