House of Schlock Returns With A Halloween Double Feature

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Joshua Smith

Joshua Smith is an adult programming associate at the New Orleans Public Library

Greetings, Friends of Library Science. Spooky season has sunk its icy claws into us again chasing away the burning heat of summer. The idiots in the library science community are once again freeing Dr. Dewey from his basement lair to dazzle you with more creepy tales and esoteric truths.

Following the failure of a particularly dangerous experiment attempting to harness the power of the sun to pop corn, the doctor has been convalescing in his basement lair watching endless hours of footage from his archive of the macabre. Wracked with delusion and fever dreams, he came through to lucidity clutching two videos to his chest. He must share his new discoveries with you! 

“West!” he screamed as he reclaimed his battered mind, “I must take my discoveries to the frontier!”  With his eyes focused on the setting sun, he prepared to cross the muddy Mississippi with Algiers in mind.

Join the mad doctor at 1 p.m. on October 25 at the Algiers Regional Library for a Halloween double feature of frights. 

He’ll be screening Francis Ford Coppola’s feature length directorial debut, “Dementia 13.” An atmospheric gothic ghost story set in a creepy Irish manor.

Closing out the double feature is “Carnival of Souls,” a reality bending tale that blurs the line between life and death. Set in the moon-like landscape of the Great Salt Lake and based loosely on an Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge, “Carnival of Souls” is a haunting tale with dreamy visuals that will stick with you long after the credits roll.

Refreshments will be served alongside the lore and trivia surrounding the production of these two spooky films. If you cannot join the doctor, you can view these films and many more with your Library card on Kanopy.

Know though, dear friend of library science, you shall be bereft of the doctor’s truths.

Dr. Dewey’s House of Schlock is a continuation of the horror host genre pioneered by Vampira in the early 1950s and expanded by many hosts around the country like New Orleans’ own Morgus the Magnificent.

The golden age of Hollywood during the early part of the mid-20th century was defined by cinema classics starring the likes of Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. Those films certainly drew people to theaters, but the concession stand was where the money was, and you had to keep people in those seats to maximize profits; giving us the double feature. The second film on the marquee was lower budget, forgoing the popular stars and well-crafted costumes for excitement and sensationalism. This is where we started to see an increase in genre films leading to the golden age of creature features and other low brow entertainment that brought us from the mid-century to the eve of the new millennium.

Starting in the 1950s, television stations couldn’t resist licensing large volumes of these low budget films to fill their airtime. To add value and increase viewership, these stations started packaging these films with a host segment framing the beginning and end of the films as well as the commercial. By building cheap sets and costumes they could enlist production assistants, weathermen, disc jockeys and even some actual actors to make the cheap films seem more exciting and valuable.

Corny jokes and movie trivia began to fill hastily built sets, delivered by the vampires, mad scientists, and other odd studio denizens tasked by their TV stations to bring a little excitement to these bargain basement features. Viewers tuning in late in the night found not only a film to excite the senses but also a friend, however odd, to guide them through the horrors that awaited them. A bad joke, a mishap in the laboratory, or just some trivia to lighten the mood and transition the viewer from the film, to a commercial, and back again — lessening both the horror on screen and the jarring juxtaposition of monsters and toothpaste commercials.

Dr. Dewey has spent his days dreaming about hosting B-movies while spending countless years toiling away to unlock the esoteric secrets of library science. Will you be brave enough to venture into the House of Schlock?

The House of Schlock series is sponsored by the Friends of the New Orleans Public Library.

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